There are no rules.
There are always rules.
Somewhere between those
two rules is the real first
rule(s) so look there in
- between -
and act (in)appropriately.
Just do what I tell you to do.
Just do what we tell you to do.
Just do what they tell you to do.
Just do what you tell you to do.
Just do what you do.
Place sticker on forehead. Smile.
Don't listen to the snores in the audience. Listen instead to the creaks of their better behaved chairs.
Reinvent the world in your own vision daily. Then nap.
Bend only to the determined will of the people that you can silence in your head.
Make silent conversation in the manner of ants marching while jammed into the crowd and dripping out of buildings like a hard rain.
If you have nothing nice to see, don't see anything at all.
Throw open the doors, raise the windows, push out the screens, but don't leave every entrance unattended.
LIberate your tongue from it's usual accent at noon on Sundays.
Breathe deep before singing, "Hello!"